Thirty minutes north of Auckland lies an area known as Riverhead forest

Here, three females have traveled to a mating ground known as a "night club"

These females have engaged in an act found only in the humankind

Clubbing

They've caught the attention of three males,

whom, are ready to mate

The males approach in the most seductive way they know how

and with that the mating ritual begins

it's truly a wonderous sight

their first objective is to search for an opening

However, this proves difficult as the females keep a tight proximity

they retreat to a safe distance to reassess the situation

egged on by the others

the youngest of the three males makes the first move

young and hopeful he moves in to strike

however, youth and inexperience play against the youngling

he attempts to connect with them from afar

relying on making eye contact

he gets nothing back for his efforts

the youngling is frightened and out of his element

he retreats back to the other males

the second youngest preps to make his approach

he has selected a mate

according to the alphamale

if a male can make physical contact with a female,

intercourse is assured

he's gone for it

however, in not way has she reciprocated the gesture

causing the male much concern

He has to act

the male retreats, defeated

any hope the males now have lies with the alphamale

and who could possible turn this stud down?

his confidence is palpable

the females not being aroused by this,

is simply unimaginable

they do however, tighten their circle,

a clear test

one the males must overcome

disaster

Even the alphamale has been denied by the females

The males desperately attempt to cover up their defeat.

Embarrassed, ashamed, still ridiculously horny,

the males retreat to another club.

Because, you know… this one was shit anyways