Absurd Mission Objectives - Battle Plan
Bettjeman. King. On me.
Right, lets give these Germans a taste of their own medicine
I've been informed that an all out allied offensive has been orchestrated
and carried out at 0400
Part of that plan requires these artillery guns to be taken out
So thats our job for today
Any objections?
Actually I just have one really quick question -
Do you know how long this missions gonna take?
It's just my wife's gonna be home soon
and I just don't really wanna start something I can't finish.
Do you know what I mean?
Heh. Didn't think so
Bettjeman!
Yip?
You're gonna be my front man for today
To be expected
I need you to scout ahead.
Collect any intelligence you can find
Can do
Then when you've gathered the intelligence
I want you to move up and take out the MG42's stationed on the upper bank
There will be German reinforcements at the crossroads east and west of that position
Take em (them) out
Do you want me to do all of that?
Once that's completed
I want you to advance through the series of bunkers that connect all the German camps in this area
Flush out any Nazi scum you can find
Sir, Is that.. is it still just me?
Then you can take out German Army Group B and C
How many soldiers is that?
Then you can plant the charges and destroy those artillery guns
Am I getting any help with this?
Of course you should expect a German counter attack with the remaining Luftwaffe
I want you to shoot down as many of those planes as you can
Preferably all of them
Any questions?
I mean.. I guess just..
Is that it?
Whats the matter Bettjeman?
Not up to the task?
Sorry what are you doing while I single-handedly win WW2?
Sir requesting permission to join Pvt Bettjeman, sir
Ooooh naaa..
a.. actually I'd really rather you didn't
To be honest you'd be more of a burden
To be honest
Can't do this job on your own Bettjeman?
Wow are you…
Why'd you even bother coming back at all?
Are you registering any of this?
Permission granted
Thank you sir!
Heh - looks like you two are inseparable
Almost like you got a real strong relationship
built upon years of friendship
You're really jamming that friendship thing down my throat right?
This is gonna be like that time we fought those bullies in the alley
Remember that? No.
Alright Morrison, you go with them
What you gotta be kidding me!
Do I look like I'm kidding??
No sir
Alright
Move out!
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